“Truly movie of the year”

— Alex, Plot Hole Patrol

“An unforgettable experience”

— Sam, The Rating Wreckers

“My only complaint is there wasn’t more cheese!”

— Paul, imtotallynotaratmedia.com

“I brought my kids to see Rats on the Beat in 3D, and I regret it. The blood and gore was too much for their young eyes. My daughter threw up at the end of the movie when the rat clan decapitated the cartel leader’s head and took turns eating his brains. I thought the “R” rating stood for “Rats”. I’ll never return to this establishment again”

—  Disappointed mamma bear, thickmomswatchmovies.com

“Rats on the Beat is a lot like a pizza when you think about it. Most of the flour would be the hardcore sex scenes, consisting really of most the movie. The water is represented by the alarming amounts of intense graphic gory violence. The rats favorite part of a pizza, the cheese, would be the beautifully haunting musical dance numbers. The double sauce tasty combo that brought it all together was the murder mystery and the sweet examples that all we have in the end is the family we choose, not the family we’re born with”

—  Michael DiPlacido

“This movie is tearing my relationship apart. Every night, my boyfriend makes a pizza and takes it into the bathroom. He’s in there for hours, and I hear Rats on the Beat playing from his phone. There are wet squelching noises and moaning the whole time. I don’t know if I can take it anymore. Fuck this movie.”

— Julia Edwards

“I cant believe they squeaked this much violence and gore in one film. The torture scene where Rizzo burrowed through an innocent suspects stomach using only his razor sharp rat teeth went for at least 24 minutes of the film.”

—  Emily, rottenflamingos

“Blockbuster of the decade!”

—   Jerry, thewashingmyclothespost.com

“Officer Sarah Diaz and Detective Jack Murphy’s professional partnership was refreshing to see in todays hyper romanticizing media. It was so impactful that it made me almost want to stop cheating on my own wife. Almost!”

—  Ryan, cnnnnnn.com

“I’m not sure what Ryan is saying. Most of the movie was Sarah and Jack having a work affair. Within the first 5 minutes of the movie when Jack went to Sarah’s family’s house they were “intimate.” Heavily, and you could see everything. This was all happening while her husband and 5 children were asleep upstairs. It feels wrong for this movie to be just R rated.”

— Ernie, bertanderniemovies.com

“This film made me feel more comfortable about my own sexuality. I practice beastiality, and I loved how this piece addressed the complicated relationships between human and rat. We need more visibility in the media for people like me.”

— Ratluver69